Oh, would you look at this, now, ” she said, pointing at a hole in her sage-green velvet couch. Never mind the brain and hair on it, she could clean those off with a stiff brush. And never mind the point-blank gunshot to the face she’d absorbed. It was the bullet hole in her couch that pissed her off. Christopher Buehlman
Did you just mentally pistol whip that guy, with his own gun? Nice, Amber. I would have just killed him.
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Elle A. Rose
Getting up from the bed, Dominick approaches me at a slow predatory pace. Once again, I cannot move my feet.
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Elle A. Rose
Goddamn it, do it yourself. You’re five hundred years old and you can’t use a telephone? Read the directions. What are you, an immortal idiot?
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Anne Rice
Ever hear of the phrase, Banging you're head on a brick wall?" Ah, but you forget, Darren, vampires can break brick walls with their heads.
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Darren Shan
How often do you have to drink?” “Every night, to feel good. Every few nights, to stay sane.” “Have you ever bitten anyone?” “No. I’m not a murderer.” “Does it have to be fatal every time? The biting? Couldn’t you just drink some of a...
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Rainbow Rowell
More Quotes By Christopher Buehlman
But when I make a good [taxidermy] mount I feel like I beat God in a small way. As though the Almighty said, Let such critter be dead, and I said, 'Fuck You, he can still play the banjo.
One of the hardest and truest things a grown-up learns is that sometimes it's not okay.
There comes a time when loneliness is stronger than fear.
Envy and respect are not the same things.. Before I endow you with respect, I should find out whether your curiosity is intellectual or merely morbid. Not that those who gawk at train derailments are so different from those who conduct autopsies; both want, at...
He gets away with it because he's strong.'' This is the story of mankind.'' I thought you were going to be a priest at one point.'' Yes. But then I read the newspaper.
